My name is Chris, and this is my blog. I'm 24, live in Southern California and I'm a UC Davis graduate with an English degree. I'm bi, but I lean more towards the male side of the spectrum. My blog consists of Batman comics, anything Dick Grayson, Pop-Punk, and Pokémon. I'm a huge nerd/geek and a gamer. If you want to get to know me some more, ask away.
i hate small talk
tell me about how lonely you are or tell me about why you keep waking up in the morning or talk to me about your mum’s eyes and your dad’s laugh. I don’t care about the weather and you don’t care about how my job’s going.
I’m so fucking in love with this.
how can i blacklist all posts like this can people just tag them #pseudo profound john green shit so i never have to see them
It’s 2014 and you have no idea how happy I am that the phrase “fambam” finally died. You don’t even understand how stupid you all sounded.
Oh yeah, can’t forget about the dude who had just got out of prison that also showed up to the kickback. Lousy at beer pong though.
Can you believe he really shower up in socks and flip-flops? I could just die.
So last night we threw a kickback and one of my friends brought some girl who went by the name Jesse, but much preferred to be called Cojemesuave.
For those of you that don’t speak Spanish, that means Fuckmegently.
So that was my night.
So I never wear shorts unless I’m swimming or working out. I quit wearing them cause when I was in elementary everyone gave me shit about having hairy chicken legs so I got super self conscious. I tried to wear them once in high school and the same thing happened. And now I really want some cute denim ones, but I’m afraid people will still give me shit and just gawk because I never wear shorts. This is a very serious problem, guys.
So this dude from the band I interviewed a few days ago insisted that he be addressed as LunchBawx and I tried so hard to hold my laughter because all I could think about is my dog, Lunchbox.